kosmonauttihai

alexanderperchov:

danielkanhai:

whenever you see a centaur they always have abs. how does a centaur get abs? how do you do ab workouts when half your body is a fucking horse?

i was going to be witty and respond to this with “idk like you’re basically doing crunches every time you bend over to tie your shoes” but then i realized what i was saying. i fucked up. i don’t know. centaurs drop stuff a lot and have to pick it up. centaurs are constantly dropping their pen. centaurs do a lot of the bend and snap. centaurs don’t fucking wear shoes they have horse feet i fucked up so bad

centaurs are so confusing though they have two chests and two belliesdo they have two sets of the relevant internal organs too?'I love you with both of my hearts'and do they have a horse’s or a human’s digestive system they have a human mouth but horse bowels?how does the bone etc. structure work where the human and horse parts join is it more like shoulders or hipswhat do they do about their arms when they run?these are the questions they don’t want us to ask, (via kosmonauttihai)

kikaiz
gravi-teamfalls:

Hey Tumblr! I’m Alex Hirsch, creator of the animated TV series Gravity Falls. For ages now I have lurked in anonymity, hiding in the shadows of the internet, watching as you’ve GIF’ed my jokes and shipped my Pineses and added inexplicable flower crowns to my characters. Seriously, what’s with the flower crowns?! Does anyone even know how this stuff starts? ARE WE ALL JUST LEMMINGS?! WILL WE RUN FOREVER UNTIL WE DROWN IN A SEA OF OUR OWN CONFORMITY?!
Pressing on! I have decided to finally emerge from beyond the fourth wall to share with you a shameful secret.  That secret is that despite my success as a cartoon show creator, I can barely hold a pencil. My understanding of the word “anatomy” just means adding abs to everything. I once mistook a kneaded eraser for a piece of gum and chewed until someone told me to stop. The point is, without a team of incredible layout artists, background painters, character designers, prop designers, storyboard artists and colorists, my show would look like this:

Thats why I’ve created Gravi-Team falls, a place where we will be uploading artwork, cut scenes, and other strange goodies from the amazing crew that brings this show to life. I’m inspired every day by these amazing geniuses, and now I want to pass that inspiration on to you. If you like Gravity Falls, amazing art, and procrastinating, than this is the Tumblr you’ve been Tumbling for! Ladies and Gentlemen…GRAVI-TEAM FALLS! 
 All opinions, rants, swears and typos do not represent the opinions of the Disney Company or any of the individual Jonas Brothers.

gravi-teamfalls:

Hey Tumblr! I’m Alex Hirsch, creator of the animated TV series Gravity Falls. For ages now I have lurked in anonymity, hiding in the shadows of the internet, watching as you’ve GIF’ed my jokes and shipped my Pineses and added inexplicable flower crowns to my characters. Seriously, what’s with the flower crowns?! Does anyone even know how this stuff starts? ARE WE ALL JUST LEMMINGS?! WILL WE RUN FOREVER UNTIL WE DROWN IN A SEA OF OUR OWN CONFORMITY?!

Pressing on! I have decided to finally emerge from beyond the fourth wall to share with you a shameful secret.  That secret is that despite my success as a cartoon show creator, I can barely hold a pencil. My understanding of the word “anatomy” just means adding abs to everything. I once mistook a kneaded eraser for a piece of gum and chewed until someone told me to stop. The point is, without a team of incredible layout artists, background painters, character designers, prop designers, storyboard artists and colorists, my show would look like this:

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Thats why I’ve created Gravi-Team falls, a place where we will be uploading artwork, cut scenes, and other strange goodies from the amazing crew that brings this show to life. I’m inspired every day by these amazing geniuses, and now I want to pass that inspiration on to you. If you like Gravity Falls, amazing art, and procrastinating, than this is the Tumblr you’ve been Tumbling for! Ladies and Gentlemen…GRAVI-TEAM FALLS! 

All opinions, rants, swears and typos do not represent the opinions of the Disney Company or any of the individual Jonas Brothers.

spacethefinalfuck

spacethefinalfuck:

maryjunenotmaryjane:

thegayloki:

danglingthpider:

rabioheab:

rabioheab:

i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

don’t be a celsiass

its too fahrenlate 

kelvin

thank you for your contribution 

itsdeepforhappypeople

helioscentrifuge:

helltothenaw:

paainfully:

I love the earthy colors in this outfit, but I didn’t really have anywhere to wear it so pictures will do.
Also the manager of the local sushi place was so impressed with my shitty japanese that he gave me his number, that made my day lol.

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YEAH NO THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT UPON SEEING HER WAS “OH MY GOD SHE’S A TARGARYEN”

itsdeepforhappypeople

finepieceofcas:

averysmallbee:

finepieceofcas:

a genderqueer superhero who wears a binder and hides their face so everyone assumes they’re male but then they have c cups and never bind as a civilian so their secret identity is safe

I forgot about chest binders for a moment and thought they strapped a two inch binder to their face.

that is exactly what they do