whenever you see a centaur they always have abs. how does a centaur get abs? how do you do ab workouts when half your body is a fucking horse?
i was going to be witty and respond to this with “idk like you’re basically doing crunches every time you bend over to tie your shoes” but then i realized what i was saying. i fucked up. i don’t know. centaurs drop stuff a lot and have to pick it up. centaurs are constantly dropping their pen. centaurs do a lot of the bend and snap. centaurs don’t fucking wear shoes they have horse feet i fucked up so bad
centaurs are so confusing though they have two chests and two bellies, do they have two sets of the relevant internal organs too?, 'I love you with both of my hearts', and do they have a horse’s or a human’s digestive system they have a human mouth but horse bowels?, how does the bone etc. structure work where the human and horse parts join is it more like shoulders or hips, what do they do about their arms when they run?, these are the questions they don’t want us to ask, (via kosmonauttihai)
i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures
i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly
don’t be a celsiass
its too fahrenlate
thank you for your contribution
look at this snape i found
it seems normal but then
what is this
turn to page 394 motherfucker
a genderqueer superhero who wears a binder and hides their face so everyone assumes they’re male but then they have c cups and never bind as a civilian so their secret identity is safe
I forgot about chest binders for a moment and thought they strapped a two inch binder to their face.
that is exactly what they do